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Sunday, 23 November 2008
Streaker at the darts greased himself up before streaking, so he was harder to catch.

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Saturday, 11 October 2008
'The Last Shadow Puppets'. They're kind of like a rubbish version of 'The Verve'.

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Monday, 29 September 2008
Fuck socks. When will Twitter sort out it's SMS thing in the UK.

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Sunday, 14 September 2008
Rachel retired to the van. I'm sitting in the moonlight with a glass of Rum before heading off to my cosy canvas castle.

By NeilNeil 2 months, 2 weeks ago. Add Comment
Friday, 12 September 2008
Predator 1 & 2, £2.50 at Cash Converters. I have films, I have Pizza, I have Cider. I have a Friday night in (maybe last orders at pub l8r)

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Saturday, 6 September 2008
LorR frenzy. Got all 3 films for £6.50 today. Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight :)

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Wednesday, 3 September 2008
I've just found a sewing machine in the street on the way home from the pub. I now own a sing machine.

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Saturday, 30 August 2008
Dull message I know, but Test Test Test.

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Wednesday, 20 August 2008
Still dealing with World of Mud* that is V at Weston Park *A bit like world of leather, but wetter & stickier.

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Friday, 15 August 2008
Things going ok at 'V' battered last night & last day of work before show days.

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Monday, 21 July 2008
@afr Nokia E90 if it's available. Or wait for the E71. Symbian60 phones FTW. Lots of good software available.

By NeilNeil 4 months, 1 week ago. 1 Comment
Tuesday, 15 July 2008
Parkdale News 'N' Booze. What an ignorant man behind the counter.

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Tuesday, 1 July 2008
Drinking 'Sedgley Surprise' in the Beacon Tavern, Sedgeley. I'll have a 'Ruby Mild' next.

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Saturday, 28 June 2008
Sitting in the Shropshire countryside drinking Gin & Tonic. Nah nah nah nah nah.

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Sunday, 15 June 2008
Muller Rice. It's not very nice.

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Sunday, 8 June 2008
No Tonic in the pub. Ah well Gin & Bitter lemon instead. Not had that in ages.

By NeilNeil 5 months, 3 weeks ago. Add Comment
Saturday, 31 May 2008
Finally heading off to Leeds to see lil' sis'

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Thursday, 29 May 2008
Rock bars/clubs. An anthropologist would have a field day.

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Wednesday, 28 May 2008
About to go in to pictures to watch the new Indiana Jones film. So phone off.

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Saturday, 24 May 2008
Full of curry. Going to bed for a couple of hours as I've got to load out the clubnight at 03:00

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Hung over. This is not a bad thing though, as the day can only get better from this point forwards.

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Friday, 23 May 2008
In my 'local' with a pint of Enville Ale. If you've never had it. Look for it at a beer festival.

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Thursday, 22 May 2008
Just seen a white Herse (Hurse?) Weird.

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Sunday, 18 May 2008
May the Gods preserve us from bitter drunken women!

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Friday, 16 May 2008
Is loving seeing all the Hawthorn blossom.

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Thursday, 15 May 2008
The sign above the Motorway says we can do 40mph. We're doing 20...

By NeilNeil 6 months, 2 weeks ago. Add Comment
Tuesday, 13 May 2008
The M6 between The NEC & J10 worst time of day to be on this stretch of road *sigh*

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Friday, 9 May 2008
Been wearing steelies since 0700 this morning. Arrived home. Put sandals on. Now in pub with stinky feet & 2 pints. Ahhhhhh.

By NeilNeil 6 months, 3 weeks ago. Add Comment
Thursday, 8 May 2008
*Sigh* A day with a bunch of morons that *have* to talk. I think if their mouths aren't working their brain shuts down.

By NeilNeil 6 months, 4 weeks ago. Add Comment
Sunday, 4 May 2008
Been up to site, not looking too bad. Dropped off a Yurt, which will be built later.

By NeilNeil 7 months ago. Add Comment

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